my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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