Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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