Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Randomize
