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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.

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• (858): View more from California

  It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.

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