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God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.

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And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.

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(303): God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with. (720): And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids. http://tfl.nu/a779

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(310): View more from California

we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again

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(310): we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again http://tfl.nu/lt5n

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(407): View more from Florida

Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?

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I hate you

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(407): Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face? (1-407): I hate you http://tfl.nu/nn9u

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(970): View more from Colorado

we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome

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(970): we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome http://tfl.nu/ziv6

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(530): View more from California

It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan

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(530): It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan http://tfl.nu/v151

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(805): View more from California

Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.

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(805): Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer. http://tfl.nu/bp97

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(786): View more from Florida

He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way

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(786): He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way http://tfl.nu/nq2f

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(904): View more from Florida

Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.

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(904): Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up. http://tfl.nu/3e3n

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(940): View more from Texas

Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.

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(940): Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him. http://tfl.nu/o9z5

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(609): View more from New Jersey

please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.

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(609): please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future. http://tfl.nu/vzzo

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(817): View more from Texas

I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.

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(817): I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night. http://tfl.nu/xdj6

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(469): View more from Texas

Tornado booty call.. dedication

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(469): Tornado booty call.. dedication http://tfl.nu/xoaj

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'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had

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(304): 'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had http://tfl.nu/8hwk

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(208): View more from Idaho

Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!

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(208): Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!! http://tfl.nu/fdif

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(512): View more from Texas

why am i naked

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you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home

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(512): why am i naked (512): you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home http://tfl.nu/ze4v

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