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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Ben's a prick.

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  What Ben are you talking about?

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  All the bens across all the lands

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?

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  And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night

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  i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning

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  you win. again.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.

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