Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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