'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌