dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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