I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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