have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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