your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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