I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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