After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Randomize
