He is such a slut. More and more my type.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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