I heard we made out
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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