Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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