I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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