How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
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just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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