READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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