Why are handjobs necessary in class?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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