She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Terrible idea I love it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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