One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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