That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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