singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
whose ass print is on the piano?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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