He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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