I skipped work to stalk him.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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