Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
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