your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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