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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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