Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Will exercising make me less horny?
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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