K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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