My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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