Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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