i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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