Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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