people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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