So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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