So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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