Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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