Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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