i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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