If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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