The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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