My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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