she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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