its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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