I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You need a sexual gate keeper
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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