Hey man sorry I got all grabby
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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