I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
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I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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