I wannas sexs uuuuu
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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