I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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