Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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