Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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