Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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