'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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