i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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