At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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