Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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