I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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