Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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what are you doing with your life
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Mom said you looked used
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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