My Higher Power is John Stamos
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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