hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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