Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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