Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You left your phone here
Wait...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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