What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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